A Little Afternoon Funny

Okay, so from time to time I get wrong number calls on my direct line at work from a certain grocery store chain.  Well today I received a call from a gentleman at this grocery store asking me about his missing egg order.  He was wondering where it was.  And although tempted, I refrained from telling him to contact the Easter Bunny about his missing eggs.  I mean, everyone knows that he is the culprit egg hoarder this time of year.